Salesperson: Our customer really needs product x that is on backorder where is out next shipment?
Me: Currently in the middle of the Pacific Ocean on a large containership.
Salesperson: Is there anyway we can expedite this shipment?
Me: (Sarcastically) Let me just contact the steamship line and request that the captain of the boat go a little faster, I will also call the Port of Long Beach to make sure that our boat gets priority docking before the other 40+ ships scheduled to be unloaded.
Salesperson: Sound like a good plan lets do that.
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